Top 10 reasons I don't use my turn signal:
1. It takes too much energy, I'm tired.
2. I paid someone to take the driver's test for me.
3. There are no traffic laws where I came from.
4. I was born without a left arm.
5. I don't care about the safety of others.
6. I just got my license and now I can make any kine.
7. There's no cop behind me.
8. I'm ignorant and just don't get it because I have a very low IQ.
9. Somebody stole the manini signal bulbs inside my blinkers.
10. It's all about me.